sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for
whats the different between bird flu and swine flu
if u have bird flu u need tweet-ment and if u have swine flu u need oink-ment
but they’re similar in that both very rarely infect humans and thus did not deserve the pandemic treatment they received.
IF U HAVE BIRD FLU U NEED TWEET-MENT AND IF U HAVE SWINE FLU U NEED OINK-MENT